ganpati

joke time !!!!!!!!!!!
ravi : what happens when an elephant jumps in water ?
father : the tiles break down
ravi ; wrong ! it becomes wet

what will the child say when he fails in exam?
he will say
give me some sunshine give me some rain
give me another chance
to wright my paper again

seema: there are three people drowning in water
the one who is christian will say
oh jejus save me and he is been savethen a muslim says
oh aala save meand he is also been save
but when a hindu says
oh ganpati save me he is not been save ??
teacher : i dont no
seema: because you all drown me in water so why should i save you ???????